Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
Ranting of a Mad Mouse
My name is Mikki
davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:
So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
are you fucking kidding me this information can’t get you a job it’s near useless
(Source: iraffiruse, via dinosaur3212)
I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.
(via manda)
have you ever discovered a book so good that you’re convinced nobody’s life will be complete until they read it but you also don’t want anyone else to discover it because it’s yours
invisible monsters and slaughterhouse-five
both pretty popular books though
i hope that when i die i go up the elevator to heaven and every level to heaven there is someone waiting with a different breed of puppy and they hand you one puppy and you go to the next level and get another puppy until puppies forever
(via dinosaur3212)
“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.” - Johnny Depp
(Source: lordharrypotter, via rainbowdrugs-and-fantasies)
I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)
Then fucked senseless until I’m screaming (◠‿◠✿)
Then cuddled and held all night long to keep nightmares away (◕‿◕✿)
(via dinosaur3212)
Sleeping Beauties
When animals are asleep, they are at their most vulnerable; even the most dangerous predator can look beautiful & gentle while sleeping. When in the land of dreams, all creatures are equals in this world. We are all Sleeping Beauties, just like the creatures in these beautiful sleeping animal pictures.
(via notthinkinsostraight)
